Of course it's okay that the witness protection program exists. But why can't we use it when we're dating?
Imagine yourself; you've been asked out by a very cute person. You're happy that someone that cool and cute has asked you out on a date. Your friends had bets on whom was going to date him. You're the lucky one. You've met at a bar and at first, everything seems fine.
It's THE day. You're going out with *insert name here*. You were promissed to go out to diner first and after that get a movie. He picks you up around seven. He explains why he hasn't got a car and asks if you can pay the bussfare. So far so good? No, he ruined it already. He asks you out and you can pay the tickets. You're at the restaurant, he's looking deep into your eyes. You're telling this great story about when you've met your favorite singer/songwriter (who happens to give the advice NOT to marry someone you've met at a bar. Coincident? I don't think so) and he's just nodding and saying yes to everything you say. Ofcourse you try to trick him with the question: 'Are you gay?' on wich he answers 'yes' and just nods. After that he just talks and talks about his ex-girlfriend and about cars and motorcycles. You throw some bread at him and you tell him you want to go. He burps loudly and asks the waiter for the bill. After the bill arives he pushes it your way. 'Sorry honey, forgot my wallet', is his answer.
You mumble to yourself and pay the bill. 'So sweetheart, let's go to the movie', he says. After he says that you throw your cosmopolitan in his face and head for the door. He doesn't take his eyes of you until you're completely out of sight.
The next day your phone rings. It's him telling you what a great time he had and of you could do it again. You're outraged when you hear him and you throw the phone into the wall. 'Remember to get a new phone', you softly say to yourself. Half an hour later your doorbell rings. You open the door and there he is. You almost sufficate in your coffee, spilling it all over the floor. You throw the door shut, hoping he's between it. Too bad, you missed. After ringing your doorbell for 40 more minutes he leaves. Hopefully for ever.
Wouldn't it be nice to have a brand new identity after this? wouldn't it be nice to be someone else? New name, new work, new place. Guys always ruin it.
But it could be worse. There is a small chance that you're still waiting for him to ask you out, since it's so obvious you should be together. That's worse...